First 4 months accomplishments

From Gene of the NY Const Party

First 4 Months Accomplishments


Observations on the President's Early Days:
1. Offended the Queen of England .
2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia .
3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo
Morales ofBolivia .
6. Announced we would meet
with Iranians with no pre-conditions.
7. Gave away billions to AIG also
without pre- conditions.
8. Expanded the bailouts.
9. Insulted everyone who has ever
loved a Special Olympian.
10. Doubled our national debt.
11. Announced a termination of the
space defense system the day
after the North Koreans launched
an ICBM.
12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA
director and the prior 4 CIA
directors, released information on
intelligence gathering.
13. Accepted without public comment
the fact that five of his cabinet
members cheated on their
taxes and two others withdrew
after they couldn't take the heat.
14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief
who quickly identified as "dangers to t
The nation", groups including veterans
of the military, and opponents to
abortion on demand, and who ordered
that the word "terrorism" no longer
be used but instead referred to such acts
as "man made disasters".
15. Circled the globe so he could openly
apologize for America 's greatness.
16. Told the Mexican President that the
violence in their country was because of
us.
17. Politicized the census by moving it into
the White House from its Department of
Commerce origins.
18. Appointed as Attorney General the man
who orchestrated the forced removal and
expulsion from America to Cuba of a
nine-year old whose mother died trying to
bring him to a life of freedom in the
United States .
19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who
took down three terrorists who
threatened one American life and
the next day announces
members of the Bush administration will
likely stand trial for "torturing" a terrorist
who had played a part in killing 3000
Americans.(We poured water up some
noses.)
20. Air Force One over New York City .
21. Sent his National Defense Advisor to
Europe to assure Europe that the US will
no longer treat Israel in a special
manner and they might be on their own
with the Muslims.
22. Began the process of nationalizing the
Auto Industry and the Insurance
industry.
23. Announced that for intents and purposes
the Health Insurance Industry will be
nationalized.


1360 more days to go... God help us all!