The Debt Clock: Take a Peak, if You Dare!

We are always in need of revival but that has nothing to do with the national debt.

 

If that lying Obama would allow off shore drilling, use of natural gas, and construction of nuclear power reactors it would eliminate the balance of trade deficit.

 

It should be Peek, not peak.

 

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:laugh:

 

I like to say where I work if you can fill out the application then you are over-qualified for the job. :laugh:

Boy, somebody needs to turn off some lights, that meter is going fast!

 

Thank you Mr. Shakespeare.

 

Pastor Paul,
I haveth a spelleth checker that changeth everything to King James English. Verily, verily, and behold, I thinketh that maketh me more qualified for the job.