Bad Advice Only

Quit work.

Plethora of bad carpenters. Dearth of good ones ...

 

Hold on while I look up Plethora and Dearth
Have your house built by an electrician.


Roof Leaks

 

Get Jethro Bodine to fix it.

I need free wifi. What should I do?

 

Move next door to McDonalds.


Pulled a muscle in my back working on the roof.

 

Call that electrician you wanted me to use to build a house ... get back on the roof to help him and wrench your back in the opposite direction ...

Dang clover keeps coming back up even though I've sprayed it three or four times this summer!

 

Spray it with Gasoline and light the fire.

Just saw a Zaxby's commercial but it's too late to eat out.

 

Go and eat in...out of your neighbor's fridge....



Neighbor's cat keeps appearing on my porch...

 

Throw cat food in the yard on the other side of your neighbor.


Neighbor's dog leaves a "deposit" next to my roll out trashcan.

 

Throw the cat, the neighbor's Dog, the deposit, and the roll out trash can over the fence of your neighbor's yard.

I want to ride the bus but it stops running soon.

 

Hitch Hike.



Hole in the yard keeps getting bigger. Looks like a sink hole. :tonofbricks:

 

Go to the fair anyway. Shorter lines.


Yellow jackets in the yard have a second entrance to the nest.

 

Run over the nest with a lawnmower. Then they won't need an entrance.

My butt itches.

 

Go to jail. Free TV and plenty of time to watch.

Coyotes in the neighborhood.

 

Have your Chihuahua take them out.


There are too many groceries in my fridge.

 

Cookout at Saggy's house!!! :thumbsup:


Transmission trouble. :BangHead:

 

Good year for it - less competition.


I need a faster internet but cable doesn't run by my house.

 

Stretch a cable from all your neighbors. Or sit outside a store that has Wiffy. All night.



My hair needs cutting.