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  1. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

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    Put new string in the weed eater and go for it.


    Not much variety for breakfast when I leave for work. Not much open that early.
     
    #801 Carolina Baptist, Sep 9, 2014
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    Try plain oatmeal.

    My eye has sand in it.
     
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  3. Salty

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    Go to the beach


    Mrs. Salty thinks we should leave the AC in the window during the entire winter - that way, we don't have to put it back up in the Spring.
     
    #803 Salty, Sep 9, 2014
  4. Carolina Baptist

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    Turn it on at 2am, in February :smilewinkgrin:


    Furnace needs a little work, and winter is coming.
     
    #804 Carolina Baptist, Sep 10, 2014
  5. SaggyWoman

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    Spray it down with Freon.


    The parking lot outside is slick.
     
    #805 SaggyWoman, Sep 13, 2014
  6. Salty

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    Ask advice from President Clinton


    My kitten like to nibble at my toes
     
    #806 Salty, Sep 13, 2014
  7. Carolina Baptist

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    Bite him/her back.


    Saw a skunk in my yard.
     
    #807 Carolina Baptist, Sep 13, 2014
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Hand feed it some bologna.




    I just hit an armadillo with my car.
     
    #808 SaggyWoman, Sep 14, 2014
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    Get his insurance information.

    Put your face real close, cuz it is hard to hear what things with tiny mouths say.

    I just lost my house.
     
    #809 prophet, Sep 14, 2014
  10. Carolina Baptist

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    First response: Oh no. That's not good.

    But since the topic is "Bad Advice Only":
    Get the whole Baptist Board team together to form a search party. I bet we can find it.


    My shoes don't have enough support.
     
    #810 Carolina Baptist, Sep 15, 2014
  11. Salty

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    Sue the heel


    I am addicted to TV judge shows.
     
    #811 Salty, Sep 15, 2014
  12. Carolina Baptist

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    TJA (TV Judges Anonymous)


    Knees hurt.
     
    #812 Carolina Baptist, Sep 15, 2014
  13. Salty

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    Buy a set of Stilts or a pogo stick


    TJA would not accept me
     
    #813 Salty, Sep 15, 2014
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    ***Looks like fun. Can I try?***
    Cut letters out of magazine to glue together as a way of writing them back and telling them that you accept yourself, and that's all that counts.

    My red pen is running out of ink. What to do?
     
    #814 PreachTony, Sep 18, 2014
  15. SaggyWoman

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    Slit your finger and use your blood.


    The housekeeper is not mopping well
     
    #815 SaggyWoman, Sep 18, 2014
  16. PreachTony

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    Next time you dip her in the mop bucket, let her sit in the water for a few seconds to really soak in, then apply a half-turn tug-and-twist method for wringing her out. She should mop fine after that.



    My leftover pizza is two-weeks old. Can I still eat it.
     
    #816 PreachTony, Sep 19, 2014
  17. Salty

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    hard to tell, send it to me, and I will let you know


    what happens when this thread hits 1,000 posts
     
    #817 Salty, Sep 19, 2014
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    Quite possible that it will self-destruct.



    There's an emu and an ostrich fighting in my backyard. Which one should I cheer for?
     
    #818 PreachTony, Sep 19, 2014
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    Cheer for the one which you'd think is the toughest and least tasty....


    I am watching a Muhammed Ali marathon and now "I think I'm pretty". How can I stop this prideful notion?
     
    #819 convicted1, Sep 20, 2014
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Hit yourself in the face with boxing gloves.


    I need to change clothes to work a show tonight.
     
    #820 SaggyWoman, Sep 20, 2014
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