2016 Democratic National Convention

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  1. Rolfe

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    Advance copy of the Democratic National Convention Schedule:


    Saturday, 27 August 2016


    11:15 AM

    Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

    Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.


    2:30 PM

    Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.


    4:00 PM

    Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

    Sponsored by CNN and MSNBC


    4:15 PM

    Address on "Being the Real You"

    Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
    Caitlyn Jenner


    4:30 PM

    "How to Bank $200 Million as a
    public Servant and claim to be broke"

    Hillary Clinton


    4:45 PM

    “How to have a successful career
    without ever having a job, and
    still avoid paying taxes!”

    A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson


    5:00 PM

    Medals of Freedom presentation to
    Army deserter Bo Berghdal
    and the Baltimore Looters


    5:30 PM

    Invitation-only Autograph Session
    Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
    Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia


    5:45 PM

    Tribute to All of the 57 States

    Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi


    6:00 PM

    General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
    and on using the terminology
    "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"


    7:30 PM

    Announcement of VP Nominee
    Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
    withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
    someone she got killed in Benghazi


    8:30 PM

    The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
    General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
    "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"


    9:00 PM

    “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
    Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
    the Washington Post and the New York Times

    Brian Williams


    9:15 PM

    Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
    still incarcerated at GITMO

    Michael Moore


    9:45 PM

    Personal Finance Seminar -
    "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"


    Hillary Clinton


    10:00 PM

    Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.


    10:30 PM

    Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
    White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.


    11:00 PM

    Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
    Email Server While Serving in A
    Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
    It's No Big Deal"

    Hosted by Hillary Clinton


    11:30 PM

    Official Nomination of Hillary

    Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
     
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