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629 reasons why I'm a Calvinist

Discussion in '2005 Archive' started by whetstone, Jun 25, 2005.

  1. here now

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    Whetstone,
    This kinda sounds like a twelve step program:

    Whetstone says:
    "Your first step is to realize that you cannot overcome your own weakness alone."

    Hey, maybe we can start one for the Non-Calvinists.

    All you Non-Calvinists calm down I'm just kidding! Really, :D !
     
  2. whetstone

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    "With Whetstone's 12 Steps to Calvinism, I could see results in minutes!" -Bobbo, CA

    "I liked 12 Steps to Calvinism. I'd buy it for my whole family!" -Charlene, WI

    "12 Steps to Calvinism cured my mother from cancer. Thank you Whetstone!" -Wilma, WA

    YOU TOO can experience the benefits of Calvinism today! Just call 1-800-sov-rign today! Operators are standing by.
     
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