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A different kind of modesty

Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by SaggyWoman, May 23, 2008.

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  1. I don't change clothes in front of other people. (not related)

    16 vote(s)
    55.2%
  2. I don't change clothes in front of related people. (except spouse.)

    13 vote(s)
    44.8%
  3. I don't change clothes in front of my spouse.

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  4. I don't belch in public.

    16 vote(s)
    55.2%
  5. I don't fart in public.

    15 vote(s)
    51.7%
  6. I don't do #2 in public.

    10 vote(s)
    34.5%
  7. I will not shower in a group.

    21 vote(s)
    72.4%
  8. I don't leave home without make up.

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  9. Other

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  10. None of the above

    4 vote(s)
    13.8%
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  1. Gwyneth

    Gwyneth <img src=/gwyneth.gif>

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    ......... about that (now notorious ) f word - my grandchildren and their Mother say pomp and my cousins say fluff. As children my sisters and I said whoopsie.:eek:
     
  2. Amy.G

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    Pomp and fluff!!

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  3. standingfirminChrist

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    Well, when gas is released around here (ahem), I just look at my wife and say "I just sat on a skunk."

    Actually told my sister that while on the telephone when it happened and she heard it.

    Her next words were, "Are you and Linda camping?"
     
  4. Amy.G

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    :laugh:

    I told you guys this subject is the funniest thing on earth!
     
  5. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    I used to get so sick of my dad saying, "Pull my finger". :BangHead:

    My husband claims it's barking spiders.

    When Brent was about four and came down for a visit. He told me he f***ed. I told him we didn't say that at my house, we say we 'passed gas'.

    He said OK, Grandma, but at our house, we just f***. :laugh:
     
  6. standingfirminChrist

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    I always heard it was a five-letter word that began with "ph" instead of "f"

    I actually have a screen name on a chat server where I go by "Sir Phar*le Ot"

    Not many have caught it.
     
  7. tinytim

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    pooterd! .
     
  8. tinytim

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    :laugh:

    What makes the word offensive...
    I mean, we are talking about the same thing.

    Why is that work wrong, but "pass gas" OK?
    What is it about that word is wrong?
     
  9. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Wellll, Tim. I don't know. :)

    However, there are a lot of words to describe the solid matter that comes from the same place. Now some of them are nice and some of them are not.

    If there is a nicer word, or the correct word, I prefer to use it. I never did like most of the slang used for bodily functions.

    Maybe I'm just weird? [​IMG]
     
  10. PamelaK

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    No, Sue, you're not weird...I don't allow that word in my house! We just won't ask the opinion of the people who say I'm weird. :laugh:
     
  11. Hopeful

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    :laugh: :laugh: Amy, Amy, Amy--that is SOOOOOO funny!!!

    It's two o'clock in the morning, I can't sleep (as usual), and I'm sitting here wondering if my grandsons have taken over the BB because of the way this topic went!!!! And NOW I'm laughing my head off at all these comments and I'll never go to sleep!!! Y'all are all hysterical!!! Thanks! :laugh:
     
  12. Amy.G

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    I wasn't sure anyone would get that. I'm glad you did, Hopeful!

    Sometimes we all just need to lighten up and laugh at ourselves, don't we?

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  13. rbell

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    Good gracious...I come in here thinking ya'll are fighting about pants on women, and I run headlong into a full-blown f*rt-fight.

    :eek:
     
  14. Joe

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    Choosing a winner in the fight will be difficult, there are so many funny posts :laugh:
     
  15. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    I just figured out why f*** is a dirty word!

    Because it stinks... :)
     
  16. Amy.G

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    Only if it's an SBD.


    (Silent But Deadly)

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