A little girl and the homeless

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by kyredneck, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. kyredneck

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    One day I went and visited some old friends of mine. They were good people, but they were very liberal.

    Their little girl came up and told of her aspirations:

    "I am going to help the poor" she says

    Her parents are smiling ear to ear, obviously proud

    "Great!" I say, "can I help you?"

    "Yes" she replies

    "Okay, come over to my place tomorrow, I'll pay you 20 dollars to rake my yard. When you are finished, we can go find a homeless person to give the 20 dollars to."

    The little girl pauses for a minute, thinking it over than asks "Why don't you just go and hire the homeless person to rake your yard instead of me?"

    "Congratulations! You just became a Republican!" I exclaim

    Her parents haven't spoken to me since
     
  2. abcgrad94

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    HA! I like that one!
     

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