A short quiz

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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    If you've seen this before, keep it to yourself, please. :laugh:

    The following short quiz consists of four questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional." According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers! Which just goes to prove, preschoolers should be running the world.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
    Answers to follow in two days. Have fun!
     
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    OK, either everyone has seen this before, or no one wanted to risk putting up the wrong answers. So here they are ... uh, the right ones, not the wrong ones.

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    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?​

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?​

    Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, then put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?​

    Correct Answer: The elephant. Remember? He is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

    OK, even if you didn't answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?​

    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    So, how'd you do? Or will you admit a preschooler is smarter than all of us? (First time I took it, I got none of them right.)
     
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