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Abstain Against CTB

Discussion in 'Political Debate & Discussion' started by saturneptune, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. OldRegular

    OldRegular Well-Known Member

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    :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
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    One of the problem with CTB products is that their tires are usually out of balance and tilt to the left. In fact, a new set of tires put on an automobile cause it to go in circles, getting no where. They provide no direction, or sense of purpose. The federal government is considering bailing out CTB by funding the salaries of new tire factory workers.
     
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    :thumbs::applause::thumbs::applause:

    I am glad to see you awake and taking care of business.
     
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    I have been thinking about hiring you when I form my new company BOSS, which stands for the Barack Obama Shoe Shine Company. You are going to work the Sunday shift. He expects his shoes done before 8am. Hope you do not mind missing church.
     
  5. mont974x4

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    btw the thread title asks us to abstain from being against CTB. I have been doing that for years. Their Discoverer STT's are great tires for snow and ice.
     
  6. OldRegular

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    I still have my old shoe shine box I made before you were a gleam! Coal miners always gathered on Saturday after a hard week, some would get a shoe shine. My success at that job sort of parallels my business acumen.

    Any how given the economy I am available!

    As for church perhaps Barak's old pastor will drop by for a little 'shine!

    Getting back to CTB! These folks have an huge supply of useless stuff, yet people still buy.
     
  7. OldRegular

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    One more time! You next S/N!
     
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    I believe the death squads that were mentioned in another thread as connected to Romney were funded by CTB.
     
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    I am interested to see if you can keep abstaining until page 10. :laugh:
     
  10. mont974x4

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    abstinence really is the best policy, unless we're talking about work. In which case I suggest people abstain from abstaining.


    As far as shining shoes? I've been out of the Army for 11 years but I still can get the job done I reckon.
     
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    Page 10, I demand an extension. LOL
     
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    Making page 10 the limit seems unusually biased against the binary system and I suggest we abstain from such unchristian behavior
     
  13. OldRegular

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    THat is worth :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
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    You started this thread S/N. So shape up or ship out!
     
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    YOU HEATHENS!!!

    HAVEN'T YOU READ I PHARISEES 1:1 [In the AUTHORIZED KING HEROD VERSION (6 B.C. edition) of course!] ?

    In case you have apostatized to the extent that you now use the UNAUTHORIZED Sadducee "Dynamic Equivalent Paraphrase" PERVERSION, I shall hereby quote I Phar. 1:1 for ye:

    Thus saith the SANHEDRIN, 'Thou shalt NOT desecrate the LORD's day by posting on Baptist Board upon the first day of the week!



    The corollaries to such BLATANT violation of I Par. 1:1 are stated in I Phar. 1:2ff, namely:

    For the SANHEDRIN shall not hold him guiltless he who dares desecrate the LORD's day by posting on Baptist Board on the first day of the week! Woe be unto him, and to his seed unto the fourth generation who dares presume to be under such damnable heresy as to assume that Gentile invention falsely so-called as grace replaceth the decrees of the Sanhedrin!

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    -IOW, man....I was just about to take a much-needed nap when I decided to see what it was that I now must boycott in order to preserve my (progressive?) sanctification and/or salvation. i.e., for those who dare not hold to OSAS, and read this thread!

    NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!!?

    ......I know.....I'll just stop posting here on BB and hit the beloved (and VERY inviting!!) saque!!!!!!!!! :wavey:
     
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  16. OldRegular

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    I didn't understand a thing you wrote but whatever, I am for it!:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
  17. saturneptune

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    That is why you are an Obama supporter. LOL
     
  18. mont974x4

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    oh come on....everyone knows there is no explanation for supporting obama.
     
  19. OldRegular

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    The truth will set you free, S/N!
     
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    Soldiering on the job agin S/N !
     
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