Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him

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  1. Crabtownboy

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    Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
    He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to
    destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
    wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
    I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
    snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the
    Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
    and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
    Leader.

    As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi
    wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting
    for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"


     
  2. Salty

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    John Hagee just told this joke during his moring message on TV !:thumbsup:

    He was preaching on the Rapture
     

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