A sweet older lady came back from the church one Sunday just to find a burglar inside of her house. Inspired by the sermon she just listened to, she said to him: -Stop! Acts 2:38! To her surprise, the burglar immediately laid down on the floor and allowed her to call the police. The cops arrived quickely, handcuffed the burglar and asked him: -But why did you obey this sweet older lady? -I had no choice. She said she has an ax and two 38th-s!