Acts 2:38

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  1. Ternera

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    A sweet older lady came back from the church one Sunday just to find a burglar inside of her house. Inspired by the sermon she just listened to, she said to him:
    -Stop! Acts 2:38!
    To her surprise, the burglar immediately laid down on the floor and allowed her to call the police. The cops arrived quickely, handcuffed the burglar and asked him:
    -But why did you obey this sweet older lady?
    -I had no choice. She said she has an ax and two 38th-s!
     
  2. Salty

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    and then she baptised him.
     

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