And the Lord said to Adam, "I see you are lonely. I will provide you with a woman." Adam said, "what is a woman?" The Lord said, "She will be a helper to you. She will say yes to every request, she will never have a headache, she will never talk back, she will always look her best, and will adore and cherish you forever." Adam said, "What will this cost me?" The Lord said, "an arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for a rib?"