Advanced Medicine

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by Revmitchell, Aug 26, 2009.

  1. Revmitchell

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    A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking forwork in six weeks

    A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.


    The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.


    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
     
  2. DrRandyGrace

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    That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
     
  3. Johnv

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    That's really funny. It's an old joke, though, several presidents old. Under Bush, the joke used to be "Texas" instead of "Illinois", and before that, it was "Arkansas", well you get the point. The joke is still funny, though.
     

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