Those of us in the paleoanthropological community who consider both ourselves and our honorable ancestors to be the true descendents of the first and original ape-like human beings to descend from the tree-tops and scamper about the savannas of East Africa eons ago hereby take issue with those Homo sapiens who stalk these forums in search of life, truth and unfettered liberty in the name of Confucian religious science. Central to the core at the heart of this contentious issue is the arrogant and imperious Eurocentric assumption that our first honorable ancestors on earth were named Homo habilis and Homo erectus as if they were the likely forefathers of some general in the Roman army or some French and English botany professor in the 18th century. With all due respect to all other opinons and beliefs expressed in these forums, we the true descendents of our original ancestors in darkest Africa do hereby announce to the whole diversifed paleontological world at large that the true name of the first tribe of upright men and women to walk the face of God's green earth was ethnically known as Afro erectus. We knew the Arabs and Euros would come and enslave us one day and subject us to foreign languages and strange religions. What our holy men and women failed to forsee was that one day our fossil remains would become known to the world through a dead European language called Latin.