Al Gore Explains 'Snowmageddon'

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  1. kyredneck

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    These phonies and crooks that are after our money and more power are going to keep it up to the bitter end, declaring that these cold winters are actually caused from [MANMADE] global warming. I wonder just how long they can keep up the denial? They're already looking like fools, IMO. But at least amongst the common folk skepticism is growing:

     
  2. rbell

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    I'm going to be as gracious as I can:

    The reason Al Gore is making these outrageous claims is because he is a raging idiot with no moral compass, and a negative IQ to boot.




    And yes...that was my gracious post. :D :D
     
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  3. Earth Wind and Fire

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    Does anybody seriously believe that fat dough boy...I certainly dont.
     
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    Well geeze Rbell, please dont candy coat it....tell us what you really think...LOL
     
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    Hi, my name is Al Gore and I invented the internet. Enough said!
     
  6. just-want-peace

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    This yo-yo's reasoning powers approximates that of John Kerry when he claimed "--I voted for it before I voted against it." (????)
     
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    Add that your a fat looser with no personality & then maybe I will know its you Al :smilewinkgrin:
     
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    :applause: That's a tough act to follow.:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Yes, when it gets real hot in the summer its because of (((global warming))), but...amazingly, when it gets real cold in the winter and we get lots of snow, thats also because of (((global warming))) as well!!!

    I guess when the stock market falls, thats because of GLOBAL WARMING, and all of this LITTER you see on street corners of big cities, thats because of global warming as well!

    And when light bulbs finally burn out...GLOBAL WARMING!!

    And why to those pesky roaches come into your home? Global warming.

    And when your sink gets clogged up, and you have to go for the Drano?

    You guessed it....GLOBAL WARMING!!

    What would we do without Al Gore? :laugh:
     
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    Global warming(ah la Northern Hemisphere) will begin in a few weeks and all of the snow from up north will melt and clog up the Mississippi River with MORE H20 than you can shake a stick at-----------then a levee will bust wide open there around New Orleans and it'll flood again all over again----------then all of the scientist in Washington DC cloggin' up Senate chambers will start hollerin all over again---------GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:type:
     
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    More proof that Al Gore is a liar:

    What global warming??

    http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/cag3/na.html


    Can't wait for the zealots (those who worship Goreism) to post their rebuttals...not that they will make any sense, but for entertainment purposes, they're quite handy.
     
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    The warming trend is over, period. Personally, I never had a problem with the weather getting warmer. I enjoyed the mild winters. These last two winters have been long ones. Here's a couple of interesting articles.

    Global warming: Al Gore's convenient untruth freezes over
    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/g...ing_Al_Gores_convenient_untruth_freezes_over/

    There IS a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/...ith-global-warming...-it-stopped-in-1998.html

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    Global Warming explained with simple equations:

    1. [Man made] Global Warming = Politicians want your money.

    2. Earth getting warmer + Mars getting warmer + Triton getting warmer + Jupiter getting warmer = Increase in solar radiation since late 1970s.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/120259.stm

    http://www.heartland.org/policybot/results/17977/Mars_Is_Warming_NASA_Scientists_Report.html

    http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/5466

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/03/030321075236.htm
     
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    Oh, I learned one thing...hang in there, the "warming" point's at the end:

    Recently, I made another "course correction" in my diet/lifestyle. Because of my physical limitations, exercise is fairly limited and so there's little "wiggle room" with what I eat.

    I had once been in triathelete shape. But laziness and the beginnings of my physical issues had pushed me to around 240 lb. (I'm 5'9")

    Lost down to 175 several years ago (6 or so?). Over those years, I crept back up into the 190's.

    Correction made. Now at 160.

    My point: I'm always cold! I lost my blubber! Less insulation there! Well...I've been looking at Al. He's put on a few. Maybe we can work off some LB's from him. He'll realize that he's just wearing too much insulation. Nothing wrong with the Earth...gotta fix his thermostat!

    Of course, I'll get him in shape, then he'll start his new "coming ice age" business. Another scam...but at least it will be a new one...we won't be so tired of it. At first...
     
  14. HankD

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    It's Bush's fault!

    HankD
     
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    :laugh::applause:
     
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    Exactly! I've been praying FOR global warming to happen. I HATE cole weather.
     
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    I was going to use that line. Remember how GW Bush personally caused Hurricane Katrina to hit New Orleans in order to hurt poor people and exploit their labor? It proves that GWB is behind our weather problems.
     
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    Yes and I hear now that he caused WWII as well.

    HankD
     
  19. rbell

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    However, I LOVE cole slaw.


    Sorry...couldn't resist.
     
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    Every one of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Al had a rough childhood. The first time his Dad (also a politician) held Al, he dropped Al on his head. Al had bad luck from then on. The family dog hated Al. They had to tie a pork chop to Al so the dog would play with him. When he went out for Little League, he was always the last one picked. When he got up to bat, the outfield started walking towards home plate. After Al invented the internet in the 9th grade, his head got so big that his mom made him carry potatoes home from the grocery in his cap. His greatest success came in the 11th grade when, for a science project, he discovered global warming. He proved that it was man made, and originated in a small geographic area and spread across the globe. The point of origin he discovered is Washington, D.C., hot air rising into the atmosphere at a constant rate. It was destiny that he ended up working there. His final crushing blow came in the 12th grade when he discovered, after taking a DNA test, that he is the first cousin of Blackbird.

    Hope everyone of you are happy.
     
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