Always Something for Ya at the Ole Catlick Church

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  1. Earth Wind and Fire

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    :laugh: .... Pursuing the Jobs Classifieds for Sales Positions this AM & ran into this....

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    SALES Archdiocese of Newark Seeking highly motivated individual w/superior communication skills to assist families with making their cemetery arrangements for 6 Archdiocesan Catholic Cemeteries located throughout N. New Jersey. Successful candidates must be compassionate, self-motivated and able to consistently meet annual sales objectives through sales lead cultivation & effective product presentations. Req'd: College degree, current NJ driver's license/reliable personal transportation & clean driving record, Excel, Access, Word and PowerPoint. Bi-lingual (Eng/Span) & sales exp a plus. Excellent benefit package. Send resume w/cover letter. Pls refer to position title
     
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    Well, aparently they have a job opening, and they are recruiting for the position. Thats a very normal thing to do.

    I'm sorry, but I'm not "getting" the problem, or the humor of it.

    Did you accidently leave out the problamatic issue part?
     
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    In addition, there are several catholics on here and they are offended by the "Catlick" name. Sorta like the "N word" for african americans.

    I consider the Catholic church to be in the ("false gosple/heretical") category, but in my view the Catholic people should still be treated with dignity and respect.
     
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    Tell them to writa de Popa and have him excommunicated then.....oh, wait, already taken care of. :D
     
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    Yea....screw the Pope & forget the whole stinkin apostate Catlik Church altogether. :tongue3: .....offended.....tough. They lead more people to hell than any mechanism of the devil Ive ever seen. And stay off a Baptist forum if you are offended.
     
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    WOW!!!!:eek:
    Easy there trigger.
     
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    You do know what opinions are like dont you! BTW your categorization of them should be what is offensive, not my misspelling of their name. If you told me I was a heretic.....& I know you wouldnt to my or anyones face cause you are a ......
    Id probably punch you out......but again you wouldnt because you are a .......... And to imply that I would use anything to call anyone a N is just delusional.
     
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    Maybe I should go to a Catlik Church, sit in a box & tell a Catlik priest all my sins so he can exonerate em & I :laugh:can go to heaven.... of course, not before I say a dozen Our Fathers & Hail Marys......Mea culpa!!! :tongue3:
     
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    ...and while we are on the subject, could you explain why it is comical..(your laughing icon).. for an organization to have a job opening, and run an add to fill it?

    Thanks.
     
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    Normally people who are successful in sales demonstrate better interpersonal skills than are evidenced by the author of this OP.

    But then again he didn't say that he has a job in sales - only that he was looking at classified ads for sales positions.

    Perhaps there is a connection?
     
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    You should hear what they call some of the fundamentalists in our area. It goes for both sides. I think we all are a little too touchy about this stuff. God did give us (well some of us) a sense of humor. ;)

    WM
     
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    I'd still share a pint with you. Maybe even take up your tab if you're drinking Yingling Or Troegenator. I mispell things all the time. No worries as that's just a venial sin. :laugh:

    As for your suggestion for the Pope. I'm sorry, but I pretty sure no one on this board swings that way. Just saying.

    I hope you'll have a better day when your done with the Classifieds.
     
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    Yea right like a successful sales person in sales would sell that...LOL
     
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    Wow, and you accused me of not showing any class!!
     
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