Aminain(sp?) cakes??

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  1. convicted1

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    Have any of y'all on here ever tried these?? Well, for starters, you can have them anytime you want to, even when you don't want them, you can. You also have the "free will" to eat them, or not. It is up to you if you eat one.


    Strangest thing though. I keep losing mine. I walk around with them, then all of a sudden they're gone.
     
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    & they are non discript without name
     
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    Its hour magical potion faith that is failing brother. You need more faith in your faith. You must Word-faith them back, and believe that it's "Your Best Life Now!" and Believe "It's Your Time!" and muster up that faith you had inside you that God didn't give you, that you had all by yourself, and strain and struggle and *poof* Joyce Meyer shows up to your place with some Arminian Cakes!!!!

    Brother, "Word it and Herd it!!!" Amen!!! :thumbsup:
     
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    Now I know why I keep losing them. I have went from 305 to 214. Since faith comes from me, and I have lost a lot of weight, my faith has shrunk, too. I guess I need to choose to buy and eat more, get bigger, and then my "conjured up" faith will grow. Good advice, except the Joyce Meyer's part....LOL
     
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    Vat is dis "Word it and Herd it!!! ????

    How dos dis pertain to Kakes?
     
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    Congrats on the weight loss....
     
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    :laugh::laugh::thumbs:
     
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    I've found it better to just force one to eat my tuplip cakes. It seems to be a better method. I could care less if they want them or not, I have a quota! Of course there are some that want them, but I won't let them have any. I'm cruel like that. :)

    And if you want something to drink, I've supplied plenty of straws in my previous statement.

    btw, close on spelling, it's "arminian" just had you 'a' and 'i' switched around.
     
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    You dont have a quota brother, you have a mandate & you dont know why. Only the "Cake Boss" knows for certain
     
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    Thanks Brother. You know that satan has his minions out there, too. My mother-in-law had us a cookout this last July 4th, and those devil's food cake, grilled hot dogs and hamburgers, well they were screamin' my name., and I do hate to hear screamin', so I just put'em outta their misery.

    I do wish that God would sovereignly take about 25 more lbs off me while I was asleep.......LOL
     
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    You go ahead and try to force one down my throat. Go ahead and try, and try, and try, and try, and try, YUM.....no wait. I am wearing size 36 again. I'll exercise my free will and turn them down.....LOL
     

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