Arminian cafe

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  1. convicted1

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    They are trying to open a local Arminian cafe around here, but they have hit a snag in it's grand opening. The snafu?


    The date has yet to be determined......:laugh: :D


    I honestly made this one up, so if it bombs, blame me. :) :wavey:
     
  2. convicted1

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    No replies? Wow! And I thought for sure this was a humdinger...:)


    One thing for sure; this is one tough audience.....:laugh:
     
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    Wait for it..... Wait for it.... Wait for it......


    HA HA HA HA HA

    How's that?
     
  4. fortytworc

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    Found some humdingers for you

    You can probably get some hummingdingers here:v
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    http://www.trulywindchimes.com/hummingbird-wind-chimes.html
     
  5. Tom Butler

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    Pretty funny, even for us Cals. Even if the opening date is not pre-determined, it least the invitation is limited to a particular group.

    Or, maybe they're inviting everybody, but expecting only chosen group to respond.
     
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    If the 'Others' show up who is going to be the bouncer?
     
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    Peter, maybe? After all, haven't we heard all our lives that Saint Peter guards the gate to heaven. Don't we call them the Pearly Gates?
     
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    It seems Peter lets everybody in. Nice guy. what are the options?
    1.) Everyone gets in.
    2.) People get bounced After the Peter tour by Peter or someone else
    3.) Peter is looking to get fired for not bouncing anyone

    Pearly gates. Streets (plural) of gold. Playing harps (might be called guitars today)The loud sounds like thunder, trumpets, shouts. (could be a concert with worship team, speakers,
    the whole shabang!)

    Walking on clouds.A big brightly shining old guy with long white hair, a long full beard, Sitting on a giant chair made of concrete block ( giant is sitting, not the beard) Kinda reminds me of Santa.
    The rapture in Rev. 4:1. No wait! That one is for another forum and then, most likely the Name Calling forum. lol
     
  9. Tom Butler

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    Heh heh heh. I just love it when we're having fun.
     
  10. convicted1

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    Nope. All are invited. I stand behind the cash register, and plead for all to come!! Unfortunately, some leave anytime they choose to, and forget to pay for their dinner.....:laugh:
     

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