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  1. Winman

    Winman Active Member

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    When does Obama's second term end?

    Cucumbers
     
  2. convicted1

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    Cucumbers

    What does Jimmy Durante's nose remind you of?

    Burnt toast and an rotten egg?
     
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    What meal can you eat in order to discourage a tapeworm from hanging around?

    Foreign aid.
     
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    What do you call an imported bandage?

    Liver and onions.
     
  5. convicted1

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    What don't you serve at communion?

    Gasoline, curtain rod, used fishing pole, a bar of soap, and a bottle of seltzer...
     
  6. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    What does any urban survivalist worth his salt take with him when he accompanies his wife garage saling?

    The Chinese ambassador.
     
  7. convicted1

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    Curses, you're good...drat....double drat...


    Who does the Japanese ambassador meet when he goes to China?

    salt and vinegar chips
     
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    LOL! Thanks, sir, you're pretty good yourself.

    What is TND addicted to?

    An AK-47 and a Twinkie
     
  9. convicted1

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    What will a pregnant woman kill you over and what will she use in the process?

    Rusty nails
     
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    What did Mr. and Mrs. Nails name their redheaded baby?

    Quart of milk, dozen eggs, orange juice, and bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce.
     
  11. SaggyWoman

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    What does Padre Durand wish his wife would fix him for breakfast?

    Diaper Rash.
     
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    What do Depends users not want that redness on their fanny called?

    The International Space Station
     
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    What radio station do aliens listen to?


    Molded cheese, bucket of coal ashes, an old shoe, a chicken bone, a bag of Red Man chewing tobacco, and a jar of vasoline...


    :D
     
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    Items Les Stroud would find and use in one of his Suvivorman episodes.

    What to do with the 15% savings you get for shopping with Gieco?
     
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    Hey Gib, welcome to the thread. Please take no offense, but let me reformat your post a bit to fit the idea of the thread.

    What items would Les Stroud find and use in one of his Survivorman episodes? (Giving the question that goes with the previously given answer.)

    Buy a couple gallons of gas. (Answer to: What do you do with the 15% savings you get for shopping with GIECO?)

    Now my answer: Fiddledy-dee, fiddledy-dum. (Begging the question from the next respondent.)
     
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    What's the first names of the Fiddledy twins?

    Chinese food and gin rummy...
     
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    What can I do to pass my time at the motel in Warsaw, Poland?


    Sprained Ankle.
     
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    What injury is least likely to sideline an athletically inclined centipede?

    Love and marriage.
     
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    What 2 words go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

    Vector
     
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    What is the word properly used by pilots that everyone else mis- and over-uses?

    Christian Dior
     
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