BACON, the New Five Points

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  1. Dr. Bob

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    Since you can't eat TULIP's, real men are now aligning with the BACON movement.

    Bad People
    Already Elect
    Completely Atoned For
    Overwhelmingly Called
    Never Falling Away

    We have to still work on our label. We are "Five Strippers" and that sounds a little racey . .
     
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    Hogs,
    porkers,
    snot nosed mud dwellers,


    There are all kinds of idea labels that come to mind.



    Bacon, I like mine with tomato, lettuce, a tad of mayonnaise on lightly browned toast.
     
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    Porkers - reveling in gravy, er grace . .

    Although 'Strippers' does have an alure.
     
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    It taste good and kills you in the end. Believing you are already elected will get you into a lot of trouble, don't you think, if you believe that is the Gospel a bad person already elected. I will accept in Him we are already elected.


    It just doesn't sound good to me, and will run into false beliefs.

    I'll trust in Christ instead of already elected before knowing Him, my savior.

    It can turn into universalism if all believe they are already elected.
     
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    Ah, you've believed the false doctrine of the AMA. Pork is GOOD. Ham is GREAT. Babyback Ribs are GREATEST.

    Bob the Stripper
     
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    Yes it's good, as is eggs, and butter, and lard.....as long as it's not ADULTERATED with sugars and refined carbs.
     
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    Paul taught that the elect could miss out on heaven.

    Even Jesus revealed that some of the elect will end up in hell.
     
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    We can borrow from the Brits and use Rashers.
     
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    Love it!

    Ironically, I just polished off a BLOT just before I saw this- Bacon, Lettuce, (finely chopped and grilled) Onion and Tomato sandwich.
     
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    E.G.G.S.

    E lected
    G raced
    G iven life
    S ealed in Christ

    :thumbsup:
     
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    Will start a new thread on "Will ANY of God's elect miss heaven." Don't sidetrack BACON
     
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    ????? Scripture?
     
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    What part of "DON'T" is hard to grasp?? :tongue3:

    Let the pig thread flourish, spread with Baby Ray's and added to avocado and tomato on toasted rye
     
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    :thumbsup:
     
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    Sorry. :tear:
    I was typing my question apparently at the same time you were posting do not disrupt the pig thread :tongue3:.
     
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    BACON. I love it! :thumbsup:

    ....and I'm a 'five stripper' too! 'Just right' for a hearty meal.
     
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    No sweat - I saw the timing but HAD to rattle your chain. And call down the brother who claims God's elect go to hell. That is false doctrine and not allowed to stand.
     
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    I have to confess...I am stealing this.
     
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    Is this bacon kosher?
     
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    :laugh: Yes, but the stripper isn't. :eek:
     

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