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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by fluke, Nov 13, 2008.

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  1. SBCPreacher

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    Duck (duct) tape??


    How do I get my kids to ear their vegetables?
     
    #41 SBCPreacher, Dec 11, 2008
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    Dip the veggies in chocolate first.

    How do I get my kids to stop fighting?
     
    #42 abcgrad94, Dec 13, 2008
  3. Salty

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    Let them out of the car trunk!



    What do you do to non-Baptists who post in the Baptist section!
     
    #43 Salty, Dec 13, 2008
  4. abcgrad94

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    Baptize them as Baptists and put them on the church roll. . .then you'll only see them at Christmas and Easter!
     
    #44 abcgrad94, Dec 13, 2008
  5. Ed Edwards

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    Answering the non-question.

    IMHO we are playing this game BACKWARDS.

    We should have the bad advise FIRST
    then the solution to the problem!

    For example:

    ADVISE: Duct (Duck Brand) Tape

    PROBLEM: Every I get all my Ducks lined up,
    The wander off during my Victory Dance.

    Using this technique, we could even use what is perfectly good advise for other situations :) and still end up with humorous situations.
     
    #45 Ed Edwards, Dec 13, 2008
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  6. Spinach

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    A question is MIA....

    How do I get scratches out of a hard wood floor?
     
    #46 Spinach, Dec 14, 2008
  7. Salty

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    use soft wood to fill in


    Why must BB's use smilies in their messages
     
    #47 Salty, Dec 14, 2008
  8. Spinach

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    To annoy the Scrooges. :)

    How do I get my dog and cats to get along?
     
    #48 Spinach, Dec 14, 2008
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    Tape them together.

    Where can I get someone to just give me a million bucks?
     
    #49 SaggyWoman, Dec 24, 2008
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    RevMitchell is giving away his millions before the end of the year


    Its 930 pm and I havent bought any gifts for my wife yet, what should I do?
     
    #50 Salty, Dec 24, 2008
  11. EdSutton

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    Pay someone to steal your car, and then tell her the gifts were in the back seat.

    (Hopefully, you've already done this. Probably will cost you less in the long run.) :laugh: :laugh:

    How do I get someone to ask the next question because I can't think of one?

    Ed
     
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  12. Ed Edwards

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    Listen to my advice, it is free and worth every penny you pay for it!


    My preacher keeps using me as a bad example and everybody knows they are MY SINS :(
     
    #52 Ed Edwards, Dec 26, 2008
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    Stop sinning or shoot the preacher.

    How can I want to argue again?
     
    #53 SaggyWoman, Jan 28, 2009
  14. Ed Edwards

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    Don't drop your guard from the frying pan into the fire.


    What if the "Hokey Poky" really is what it's all about???
     
    #54 Ed Edwards, Jan 28, 2009
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    Shaking it all about is really what it is all about.

    Where do you go when you need a shelter?
     
    #55 SaggyWoman, Feb 8, 2009
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    To a storm...... you can always find one there.


    How can I get my wife to pay more attention to me?
     
    #56 bodyofchrist32, Feb 8, 2009
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    Buy yourself a flea collar for a large dog - put it on.


    The daughter unit in my house talks while awake all the time; while asleep only about 1/3 of the time. What should I do?
     
    #57 Ed Edwards, Feb 8, 2009
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    Superglue

    What's the best way to lose 20 pounds?
     
    #58 bodyofchrist32, Feb 8, 2009
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    Supeglue

    What's the best way to lose 20 pounds?
     
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  20. Ed Edwards

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    Take it on a walk in the woods - loose it there.


    What is a six letter word ending in the letter 'G' that describes
    what we should do about global warming?
     
    #60 Ed Edwards, Feb 8, 2009
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