Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

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  1. Johnv

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    Folks, this is absolutely true. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a chemical that has distributed by the government right under our noses, without any warning to the American public!

    Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

    Dihydrogen monoxide:
    • is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
    • contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
    • may cause severe burns.
    • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
    • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
    • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
    Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

    Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
    • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
    • in nuclear power plants.
    • in the production of styrofoam.
    • as a fire retardant.
    • in many forms of cruel animal research.
    • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
    • as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
    Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

    The Horror Must Be Stopped! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

    Don't be a stooge! Take a stand against it today!
     
  2. KenH

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    Cute. Real cute. :)
     
  3. rbell

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    Come on man, your argument doesn't hold water.










    :D
     
  4. just-want-peace

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    "QUICK, QUICK, PRES. "0", SAVE US, SAVE US, SAVE US!!! :praying:

    Our country is "drowning" in this despicable solution!!!!:sleeping_2:

    HELP!!!!!!!:eek:


     
  5. Bro. Curtis

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    Cute, but you should give the original writers credit.
     
  6. rbell

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    As I read the OP, I laughed really hard...but then I realized that my laughter was releasing way too much Carbon Dioxide into the air. This saddened me to tears...but then I realized to my dismay that I was now releasing from my eyes a solution of dihydrogen monoxide...adulterated with pure sodium chloride! I'm sitting here, shaking, now...I've put a call in to Al Gore, hoping he will tell me what to do.
     
  7. Revmitchell

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    What he posted was a fake email:


    http://www.dhmo.org/spam/
     
  8. tinytim

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    I love it!!!!
     
  9. sag38

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    The air in California is thinner than we first thought.
     
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  11. Johnv

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    Thanks for posting that. It's something I got from a friend of mine, but I didn't know the source.
     
  12. rbell

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    Thought I'd give this a bump...in light of the fairy-tale retelling going on by the moonbats in copenhaagen-dazs.
     

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