Baptist Board Conspiracy Theory

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  1. Gina B

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    Am I being tracked? Does the Baptist Board know my every move? :-D
    Are you watching me through my monitor right now, making sure I'm following Baptist standards?
    ROFL
    Seriously though, how does the whole log-in thing work? I've logged into the BB from many different computers, and they all remember me! I'm on a laptop right now that I've only logged into the BB on once, and not even under this screen name, and it logs me in. I go to my neighbors and see "Hello Chrysoprasus". Fer cryin' out loud it's even in other states!
    So I'm taking it that I really should log out when I use other computers or I'm just in there forever? Or like a year?
    Gina
     
  2. Clint Kritzer

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    Hi Gina -

    As long as the log in cookie exists in the computer, it will keep you logged in.

    At least that's our official stance on the matter.

    - Big Brother
     
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    Gina, we follow every move you make from our satellites. [​IMG]

    Clint is correct. BaptistBoard.com uses browser cookies to facilitate your experience on our message boards. These cookies are small sections of code that our server sends to your browser which it can then store on your hard drive. If you choose to accept these cookies, they enable us to recognize that your browser has previously visited and used our site and based on your browser's previous visits, assist us with tailoring the information and content you view. An example of the customization allowed by the use of such cookies is to retain your username and password as part of the Scriptkeeper forums on our site so you don't have to re-enter them each time you visit. These cookies do not collect, store or maintain your private, personally identifiable information. You do not have to accept these cookies to visit or use the BaptistBoard.com site and you can choose to refuse our cookie, delete our cookie from your hard drive or turn off the BaptistBoard.com cookie at any time by updating your user profile preferences.
     
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    That's why I always wear my tin-foil hat, so the BB satellites can't read my (alleged) mind! :D :D
     
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    Ok, kewl.
    I understood how it happened on this computer, just didn't realize it would do it on others. [​IMG]
    Doc Cas, use extra caution when around electrical appliances, 'k? ;)
    Gina
     
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    Don't forget about MLB, they know our every thought. :D
     
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  8. Clint Kritzer

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    That is WAY too funny! BTW, Is this you, rsr?

    [​IMG]

    I only ask because the satellite lost you recently...

    [ September 09, 2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]
     
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    Sorry, Clint. That information is strictly on a a need-to-know basis. The Firm wouldn't be happy if you blew my cover.

    Actually, I'm thinking of putting foil on the roof to keep that pesky satellite from tracking me. Let's see, 37½ feet by 18 inches per roll (have to use the heavy duty stuff, you know) ...

    There is a resemblance, but I find the nose protector too uncomfortable and hard to keep on. Especially if you have allergies.

    This is actually closer:

    http://zapatopi.net/afdb/dogafdb.jpg

    [ September 10, 2002, 01:42 AM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     
  11. Bible Believing Bill

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    Don't forget about MLB, they know our every thought. :D </font>[/QUOTE]Major Legue Baseball knows my every thought? ;)

    Oh Yeah, and NOBODY can prove that was me on the Grassy Knoll. I have an alibi, I was on the mothership when that happened.

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    Bill, you are obviously not a Simpsons aficionado or you would know that Major League Baseball has spy satellites which watch, and record, our every move, and the only protection against them is tinfoil hats! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    out of interest does anyone know where the tin foil thing comes from?

    I wonder if it is a derivitive of the van eck phreaking thing?
     
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    I thought it was the CIA, FBI, KGB, Mossad, DIA, MI-5 (or is it MI-6, I can't remember), NSA, etc. who used to satellites to spy on me. And yes I am definatly not a Simpsons aficionado. And its not because I dislike them, or think they are sinful, I just never really started watching them.

    Bill

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  15. rsr

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    Wait a minute. How can there be a Baptist Board conspiracy? A conspiracy requires that 1) people agree and 2) they can keep quiet about it.

    But what if they're not Baptists at all ... :eek:

    (BTW: The Simpsons is practically the only show on American TV that treats faith in a less than disparaging light. And it's wonderfully funny ... but twisted.)
     
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    rsr: have you forgotten Dinosaurs? I'm not sure if that was the name of it, the cartoon like show with the dinosaur family, it was always a political/religious situation (some really dense people never got that part of it). Dunno if they still show it, that was a while ago, but the last one I watched was a perfect parallel to someone trying to figure out whether they were going to go with Christianity of settle for atheism. (religion implied as following the herd mentality, and atheism implied as able to think for yourself).
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    Chrysoprasus:

    I'm not familiar with the show. When was it on? Maybe I've seen it, but since I'm not wearing my foil hat, the satellite has erased it from my memory ...
     
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    Umm, I started to answer that, now I feel dumb cuz it really was longer ago than I thought, so I ain't tellin'. LOL
    Gina
     
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    Bro. Glen: If you didn't take care of us, who would?

    "But when he saw the multitudes, he was moved with compassion on them, because they fainted, and were scattered abroad, as sheep having no shepherd."

    We're feeling mighty sheepish now.

    Gina: I remember the show now. Didn't watch much of it; looked like a cross between a Flintstones' nightmare and Raptor Knows Best.
    [​IMG]

    [ September 12, 2002, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: rsr ]
     

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