Baptist Pastor Weight Reduction Program

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  1. saturneptune

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    Pastors, for only $99.99 a month, an eat all you want diet, and if you call in the next ten minutes, we will give you the secrets of eating an extra fried chicken a day.

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  2. InTheLight

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    When I clicked on this thread I thought it was going to be about astronaut training. You know, the only way to get Baptist pastors to lose weight is to get them in outer space.

    I'll get me coat...
     
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    According to the National Zoological Society, the rarest living species on earth is a thin Baptist preacher.
     

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