Baptist Pick-Up Lines

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  1. Gina B

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    Recently, Paul Wassana interpreted what was meant as "you are a jerk" into "I want your body" and said I was coming onto him, so I feel the need to help clueless people understand the difference between "I want you" and "You're an idiot." (for those who don't know, the first statement is positive. The second one is negative)

    1. You should apologize. NOT A COME ON
    Hey, what say we get together and read Song of Solomon 8:7 together? COME ON ALERT!

    2. You should get along good with ____ (name another person who is being a moron) NOT A PICK-UP LINE!

    Yo baby. You bring your King James, I'll bring my NIV, and together we'll make a brand new version! DEBATABLE! They're either heading towards liberalism or they're gonna try to get you alone with nothing but a concordance and a cup of communion wine.

    3. Quit sending me pm's, you creepy son of a Methodist! THIS DOES NOT MEAN THE PERSON IS ATTRACTED TO YOU!

    I really like you and think we should get together. THIS CAN PROPERLY AND CLEARLY BE ATTRACTION! (unless they add "in order to lead the choir together at the end. Then it is NOT a pick-up line, just for clarification)

    I hope this helps someone.
     
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    LOL, your a jerk I want your body, huummm, sounds like he has decieved himself.
    I've known you a long time Gina, and I've never found you to be the type to come on to the men on this board. Most people, but not all, understand the difference between your a jerk and I want your body, lol.
     
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    Ah, Gina, I think some folks just need more help than is humanly possible to give. :smilewinkgrin:
     
  4. annsni

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    Are you serious Gina?? Unbelievable. I'm sorry that happened to you. I always thought a pick-up line was "Let me pray for you." as a guy puts his arm on your shoulder. Unfortunately I really HAVE seen that as a pick-up line at church (and the man was asked to leave after being spoken to numerous times).
     
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    What about... "Wanna share a pew?"
     
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    Gina, you are a hoot!

    Here's a top 12 list of the "Best of the WORST Christian Pick-up Lines"

    12. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

    11. Is your name Grace, because you are irresistable.

    10. I just don't feel called to celibacy.

    9. Before I met you, I never believed in predestination.

    8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

    7. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

    6. Hey, baby! Wanna take the church van for a spin?

    5. What's your name and phone number? I want to add you to my prayer list.

    4. I don't see it myself, but everyone tells me that I look like Michael W. Smith.

    3. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you!

    2. For you, I would slay two Goliaths.

    ...and number 1, the WORST of the WORST.....
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    1. Honesty is like a "kiss on the lips" and baby, let me show you how I never lie!
     
  7. Dr. Bob

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    I think this needs to be stopped, NOW.
     
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