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Biblical Curse Generator

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by John of Japan, Feb 22, 2009.

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  1. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member
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    My son sent me this link: http://ship.saintsimeon.co.uk:80/curses/index.html

    Here are some sample curses generated. Enjoy--but be careful!

    I hope you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O thou babbling Assyrian!

    Take heed, thou armpit of Satan, for you will crash the king's best-loved chariot!

    O that thou wouldest accidentally insult Goliath, O thou who art a byword for idiocy!

    O that thou wouldest go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O ye wayward winebibber!
     
    #1 John of Japan, Feb 22, 2009
  2. Tom Bryant

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    :tongue3: :thumbs: funny!
     
    #2 Tom Bryant, Feb 23, 2009
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    May God richly bless you in all knowledge and wisdom.

    Hope you get it!:tongue3:
     
    #3 Salamander, Feb 23, 2009
  4. John of Japan

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    Why thank you. :thumbs:
     
    #4 John of Japan, Feb 23, 2009
  5. Salamander

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    Matt 5:44
    But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

    You're welcome!
     
    #5 Salamander, Feb 24, 2009
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