My son sent me this link: http://ship.saintsimeon.co.uk:80/curses/index.html Here are some sample curses generated. Enjoy--but be careful! I hope you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O thou babbling Assyrian! Take heed, thou armpit of Satan, for you will crash the king's best-loved chariot! O that thou wouldest accidentally insult Goliath, O thou who art a byword for idiocy! O that thou wouldest go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O ye wayward winebibber!