Self-appointed self-defense expert Joe Biden recently explained what to do if a motorcycle gang surrounds your wooded property in an exclusive area. You tell your wife to go outside and fire both barrels of a double-barreled shotgun in the air and yell like she is calling hogs, "I've got scissors here." Biden says that this should scare them away. Of course, shotguns will be limited to double barrels under the Biden plan. So the lady will now have spent her firing power. Biden didn't explain what to do next if the gang of felons were not frightened by shotguns fired in the air and pinking shears.