...But a Baptist would...

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  1. Salty

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    This game is somewhat like the "Bad Advice"

    except when you give an answer for a general person - you then give an answer for what a Baptist would do - then after your answers - be sure you give a new situation for the next poster to answer. Ok here we go


    Mom sees that she only has 3 TV dinners for 4 family members:
     
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    Mom sends Dad to the store to buy a fourth TV dinner, and while he is there, he gets 1/2 gallon of ice cream

    But a Baptist would: mom would send Dad to the church because there is probably some kind of meeting with refreshments - then on the way home he gets a ice cream cone just for himself



    Junior has borrowed the car, but he runs out of gas on the way home - but Dad is just sitting down to watch Monday Night Football
     
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    Dad would call AAA to rescue his son

    But a Baptist would wait until the game is over until he called AAA

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    A man asks his wife if he should mow the grass or fix the washing machine first
     
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    A man sees an ad in the paper where someone is giving away a box of old baseball cards.

    A regular person would just go and take the free baseball cards, never telling the sweet old lady that they were worth $100,000, but a Baptist would-- what?
     
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    ... tell her they are worth some money and he can't let her be taken advantage of, so he takes a $20 bill out of his wallet and gives it to her.

    A regular church-goer who has tickets to his favorite NFL team's Sunday afternoon game skips church to go to the game.

    A Baptist who has tickets to his favorite NFL team's Sunday afternoon game would ...
     
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    tell the pastor he will be passing out Bible tracts


    A Baptist who is thinking about getting cable TV......
     
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    ... would explain that all the good Christian channels are non-broadcast channels.

    A Baptist seen by friends at a Royals-Cardinals game (had to sneak the home state clubs into the mix) with a cup of beer in his hand would ...
     
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    ... say he found it, and picked it up to put in the trash, as he would not want to have a kid get ahold of it.


    A Baptist decides to vist Catholic church.....
     
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    ... and will say his prospective son-in-law goes to that church and he needs to know how to argue for his conversion to Baptist before he'll let him marry his daughter.

    A Baptist lets the collection plate go by without putting anything in, and says ...
     

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