Once upon a time a Baptist preacher decided he wanted to buy a house dog for his family. Not any dog would do, so he said, "i'll see if I can find a Baptist dog to buy". He shops all over town going to one dog pound after the other asking them if they had a Baptist dog he could purchase. These people just looked at him rather oddly, some telling him he must be a nut. Finally he went into a pet shop and ask the owner if he sold Baptist dogs. "Why sure", say's the salesman, wanting to make a sale "I have just what your looking for". The preacher purchased his Baptist dog and happily went on his way. About a week later some friends were over for a visit and the preacher was telling them about his Baptist dog. One guest ask if the dog was trained. "Why yes", replied the preacher, "fetch my bible". The Baptist dog ran and got the good book and brought it to his master. The guest unimpressed ask could he do any tricks. The preacher said, "well I don't know, we will see". "Heel" cried the preacher, all of a sudden the Baptist dog jumped up on the couch where the preacher was setting and put is paw on top of the preachers head and began to howl. "Oh No!" cried out the preacher, "I have bought a Pentecostal dog".