Buying a Cow

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  1. gb93433

    gb93433
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    A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the
    local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the
    farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.

    The farmer priced his cow as follows:

    * Basic cow........................... $499.95
    * Shipping and handling................. 35.75
    * Extra stomach......................... 79.25
    * Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10
    * Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50
    * Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60
    * Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20
    * Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50
    * Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90
    * Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25
    * Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40
    * 4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16
    * Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80
    * FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36
    * Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00

    http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20090611

    TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
     
  2. RevGKG

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    That is great! I will share that with many in my congregation since they are farmers!
     

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