I started this thread in the General section but thought it might get a little more appreciation here. In honor of the Luther movie being released and in good TIC theological humor (since many Calvinists take themselves way too seriously), I thought it would be fun to see what a movie about Calvin would be like. Here are a few ideas: 1. I am guessing it will only be in LIMITED release. 2. They will probably NOT advertise it. They can't! Those who are supposed to see the movie will be drawn irresistibly to the theaters, against their will. Advertising would mean sharing the movie with the unwashed heathens, for whom the movie was obviously not made! 3. If any unbelievers do make it into the movie, they will only see a black screen until the movie is over. 4. Once you are seated, you cannot get out of your seat. You are forced to persevere in your seat until the end. Any other thoughts???