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Discussion in '2005 Archive' started by Rich_UK, Apr 6, 2005.
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How many Arminians does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, the lightbulb changes itself!
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a consistent Calvinist?
Someone who loves to knock on doors, but then doesn't know what to say.
Two Arminians and a Calvinist are in an elevator. First Arminian says, "Whenever I'm in the Sears Tower elevator, I like to press a button and go to a floor just to prove how free I am." Second Arminian says, "Whenever I'm in the Sears Tower Elevator, I like to jump up and down to prove I have complete control over my body." Calvinist taps the two Arminians on the shoulder and says, "Scuse me guys, this is the John Hancock."
I don't get it. Every major missions movement or revival in the past 500 years has been coupled with Calvinistic doctrine. Could you explain the joke?
Hey, it's a joke.
The thread is entitled "Calvinism/Arminianism humour," not "Let's start another fight."
i was asking a legitimate question
to be honest i don't get the cartoon either. is it drawn by a calvinist or arminian?
I didn't get the cartoon either, to be honest.
How many Arminians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he must be very very persuasive!
Whetstone, buddy, I think the cartoon was probably drawn by someone who holds to neither of the positions. I'm just guessing. But I think it is swayed in the favor of calvinists, ROFL, because the point was he was a rather unkind, uneducated, er . . . not too smart person.
Hope no moderator's daughters are Arminian or they might be offended.
Yeah, I hope not too. I'm looking at that and thinking . . . er, oops.
I looked up "Arminian" in the dictionary and that is exactly what it said!
I dont get it Greg lol
ROFL, Tcassidy. . .
You can tell an Arminian..........
But you can't tell 'em much hehe
Wow you're fast Rich_UK, Two posts in one minute!
I know Wes. Are you impressed?