Caption Contest

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  1. Magnetic Poles

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    OK, Aslanspal and I were chatting a bit, and he had a terrific idea. This is a "Caption the Photo" contest. This is open to all, left and right, Donkeys & Elephants. Poke fun at Bush, Kennedy, or the both of them.

    I thought about putting this in humor, but I figured it would go well in Politics. Mods, feel free to move it if you like.

    http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0202/021102bushgeorgewkennedyted.jpg
    To get you started, here is the first caption. . .

    Senator Kennedy gets a laugh after putting an ice cube down the Presidential trousers.

    [ August 28, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]
     
  2. poncho

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    Thanks for hangin in there Teddy, I know it's been a rough ride for ya lately with all my faithful Christian followers believing your the anti-Christ and all but look at the brightside...you'll have a comfortable seat in the NWO we're building together. Now let's go see if my wife's speech writer has come up with any new sexy R rated jokes for her. Oh yeah, Poppy and Bill both send their love, from Maine.
     
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    President: Ted! Buddha has nothing on you

    Ted:Thank you Mr. President, now can I please
    go back to dancing with my wife.

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    Ted: Mr.President why are you sitting on my lap!

    Bush: Santa wasn't available.

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    Bush: Hey Ted ..I want you to go on tour with me
    on Global warming.

    Ted: Great! What part will I play on
    this tour.

    Bush: The Globe part
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    Ted: Mr. President are you tipsy!

    Bush: No haven't had a hard drink in 16 years

    Ted: Then why the act?

    Bush: Its not act...I said drink..I didn't say
    anything about alcohol fumes.
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    Bush: Its good to see you are having a good time
    Senator.
    Ted: Actually I am not Mr.Presient but I did
    take John Kerrys advice on Botox injection.
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  4. Magnetic Poles

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    "Ted, the invitation you sent said 'Pants Optional'! You got me, you joker!"

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    "NO WAY Ted! I will NOT let you drive. I may be drunk, but I don't know how to swim!"

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    "Mistah President, did you heah the one about the First Lady, John Kerry and the Pope?"
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    But Ted woud be saing, "er, eh, uh, what paht will I er, play, on thes tooower ?"
     
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    Bush: Hey Ted ..I want you to go on tour with me
    on Global warming.

    Ted: Great! What part will I play on
    this tour.

    Bush: The Globe part

    Ted: Ha, ha, ha, hee ooh boy . O.k. , o.k., but you have to be the hot air for the warming .
    Ha, ha, ha, hee wooh.

    Bush: Ha, ha, ha, ooh yeah I can do that. Ha, ha, ha,ha.
     
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    President Bush: We did great on the No Child Left Behind bill didn't we, Senator?

    Senator Kennedy: Yes, we did, Mr. President.

    President Bush: But do you know what's even better, Senator?

    Senator Kennedy: What's that, Mr. President.

    President Bush: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO.
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Thanks Ken we all needed a good reality check.
     
  9. Joseph_Botwinick

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    http://www.spanishladyranch.com/images/missile-pig.jpg

    Ok, ok...this one already has a caption...so use your creativity and come up with something else.

    I'll start:

    How about: Arafat on his way to his final destination. [​IMG]

    Joseph Botwinick

    [ August 28, 2005, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Barnabas J. Halo ]
     
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    Seems like a good idea to me! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Ap:"WOO PIG, SOOEY!"

    The University of Arkansas Air Force made a pre emptive strike on Texas today and Arnold the pig
    was installed as Govenor.
     
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    Did Ted get the ice cube from his cocktail glass or should I say from cocktail pail ?, as it seems thats easier for him so he dosen't have to refill so often!
     
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    [​IMG] Excellent! [​IMG]
     
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    That would have been really funny had you said Mike instead of Arnold. :D

    Joseph Botwinick
     
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    Hurry up and take the stupid picture, I can't hold this position forever!
     
  18. Joseph_Botwinick

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    [​IMG]

    I almost woke up my son laughing at this one. Thanks, OV.

    [​IMG]

    Joseph Botwinick
    [​IMG]
     
  19. yeshua4me2

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    time out....i lost a contact


    thankyou and God Bless
     
  20. Magnetic Poles

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    I actually voted FOR the touchdown before I voted against it.
     

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