Change the channel please.

Discussion in '2007 Archive' started by Terry_Herrington, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. Terry_Herrington

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    The Ballad of Vincenzo Ricardo
    (To the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

    Let me tell you all a story of a man named Vin,
    Like to watch the TV, sitting there in his den.
    But then one day, while the Oprah show was on,
    He had some kind of problem, and then he was gone.

    Dead, that is. Room temperature. Outta here.


    So he sat for a year, and no one seemed to care,
    He just watched the telly, with an blank open stare.
    His house was so dry, but he didn't need a drink,
    He just dehydrated, so he didn't make a stink.

    Mummified. Like Jerky. Dry as a bone.


    So the moral of our story is don't sit around too long,
    Or you might end up like Vincenzo in our song.
    Get up and stretch your legs, or perhaps just try to stand,
    Or they just might find you with the remote in your hand.

    Y'all come back now, ya hear?
     
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