Fox News: Christie apologizes over lane closures, fires top aide Wow! "Bridge closing scandal!" Oh, my, stop the teleprompter, don't roll the presses just yet, quick, make room for a ... ... "bridge closing scandal"?? Really? We've got a traitor in the White House who disavowed his own war strategy, is acting unconstitutionally in rewriting laws duly passed by Congress, has hijacked healthcare and ruined it beyond repair, has completely usurped the power of U.S. security agencies and turned them against the American people ... ... and all the Democrats can come up with against a Republican is that he allegedly closed some lanes to a bridge? Really??? Where's a good secessionist petition when you want one?