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Discussion in 'Forum for Polls' started by Joe, Oct 19, 2007.
Anyone bothered by any of these?
I am not bothered by sharing a hymnal. I use powerpoint or memory.
The church service always go over, babies go to the nursery.
I sip coffee (or pepsi), chew gum (or cookies), I move around a lot or I fall asleep. So, I can't peeve to those things.
Saggy, feel free to make yourself comfortable during the service will ya?
People who fall asleep during the service
Only people with a clear conscience can sleep in
a service. :laugh:
Actually a preacher should be pleased if people
sleep when he preaches:
Dreaming while asleep is the way our mind takes
things from the daily temporary memory
(largely the things we have seen /read/ and heard)
and puts it into permanent memory.
So preacher, I think SO MUCH OF YOUR SERMON --
I'm putting it STRAIGHT into permanent memory! :saint:
We don't allow food or drinks in the sanctuary and we have a wonderful nursery for our babies.
If the Holy Spirit is working in our midst; it would be a sin to quench Him by stopping the service because of the time.
We have an optional nursery, if babies cry a lot parents usually take them there. But it shouldn't be a given that babies are going to the nursery.
I sometimes take a bottle of water with me, depends on how thirsty I am that day, because of the diabetes I get real thirsty and dehydrated.
Ok, whose spouse has been winked at or had kisses blown to them in church service? Are there people who do that? Well, I guess thers all kinds.
Thanks for your invite.:thumbs: I will be there Sunday. :laugh:
Blowing kisses and winking at my wife??!!!
Thats good enough reason for me to take you out to the parking lot---I'll be on you like a Pit Bull on a house cat!!!!! Absolutely no excuse for that sort of thing!!!!
We need Blackbird to sit next to us in church, to protect my wife & to protect Saggy, if she shows up.
This choice was tongue and cheek, to add a sillyness but it actually happened. More than once.
If you don't watch out, Joe, I will wink and blow kisses at you. :laugh:
I'll have a bib and napkin ready. I am experienced in feeding and wiping babies mouths so we'll be fine
Don't blow kisses at me with food in your mouth Saggy. That's unlady like :laugh:
Diabetics are exempted from the 'drink/food' rules in
my church.s worship places.
As Head usher I also know those alergic
to certain perfumes &/or dryer-static-reducers
who keep having to leave the
service (and a few who stay home because
of the problem). That is where the
real rules should be - Pepsi will clean off the
[changes are stray 'l' removal ]
I'm 64 now, but 34 years ago when I joined my current
church, I liked to catch drippy baby mouth stuff
with my suit coat
Come sit with us this Sunday and I'll share Saggy with ya :thumbs:
I drink and eat. I don't spit up. :saint:
Okay, I will share my pepsi and cookies, but bring your own cups.
Forget Ed, he is highly allergic
I have two long red & white straws for us to share your pepsi :smilewinkgrin:
I am guilty of nodding off. There is a wonderful lady that sits behind me that will nudge me ever so often. I have asked her to do this because I am a very loud snorer. I would hate to humiliate myself.