Church Signs (Marques)

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  1. baptistteacher

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    I guess this is as good a place as any for this thread.
    Funny, or serious, or interesting, messages on church marques.

    A church is a gift from God.
    Some Assembly required.
     
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    Sign Broken
    Come inside for message
     
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    ---------------:wavey: 6 DAYS OF PLAY AND 1 DAY OF PRAYER MAKES ONE WEAK:godisgood: :1_grouphug:
     
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    Pastor told me to change the sign
    So I did.
     
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    Experience is a hard teacher; first she gives the test, then she gives the lesson.

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    God does not believe in Atheists,
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    Here's another - with some that are 'good'; :)

    some very good; :thumbsup:

    And some not so good; :(

    or even in very poor taste. :mad:

    [Edited to add] Disclaimer: I don't recommend any further searches on the site, other than viewing the church marquees, for I find some of the stuff alleged to at the bottom of the page in the "Some Other Stuff You Might Like" area to sound completely inappropriate, although I did not check them out! (I don't want it suggested that I mislead anyone, here!)

    Nevertheless, their "lead-in" titles seem completely inappropriate, thus I did not check them out.

    Ed
     
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    Eternity is too long
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    Nietzsche and God

    wrong page
     
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    Nietzsche and God

    wrong page
     
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    SUN WORSHIP 11 AM

    I really hope they ment SUNDAY
     
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    There is good in everyone. Some are a good example of what not to do.
     
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    To avoid sin burn
    Use Son screen
     
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    Need a sign from God?


    Here it is.
     
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