Company offers bio-degradable banana coffins!

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  1. rbell

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    Wow.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNcAFWcqLX_mkYrRyvrCYrf-5bYQD9974CRO0

    • I wonder if this will have any mass appeal.
    • I would buy stock in this company...but I'm not sure it will split.
    • The article says the coffin breaks down in 2 years or less. Here's how it probably goes:
      • First 6-8 weeks: Coffin is entirely green, and difficult to open.
      • 2 months-12 months: Coffin is mostly yellow.
      • 12-24 months: Coffin gets brown spots, which grow bigger.
      • after 24 months: Can only be used for banana pudding.
    • Modifying the well-know phrase: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a coffin."
    • Also...if a pallbearer drops the coffin, does it bruise?
    • Finally...who would want to Dole out big bucks for one?
    Thank you, I'll be here all week... :applause: :laugh: :applause:
     
  2. Salty

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    This story "Kills" me :smilewinkgrin: :laugh: :rolleyes:
     
  3. Alive in Christ

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    "Finally...a coffin that decays WITH you!" :laugh:
     

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