Crazy stuff as far as “what the bible says about marriage”… Deuteronomy 22 is an especially nice touch. 1 kings 15:9-10… Abijam apparently marries his own mother. 1 Corinthians 7… Paul discourages marrying in several ways Deuteronomy 22:28-29… If you rape a virgin, it’s ok, but you have to pay her dad 50 shekels of silver and marry her… 2 Samuel 13:1-22… David’s son wouldn’t marry his half sister after he raped her though, so he gets killed. 1 Timothy 5:11-12… apparently young widows who remarry are going to hell? Lamech, Abijah, Esau, Jacob, Samuel’s father, Saul, David, Solomon, Ashur, Rehoboam, Jehoram, Jehoiada, all had multiple wives and sometimes concubines with no condemnation about it. Exodus 21:20... instructions for taking a second wife Abram is married to his half sister. Genesis 17:15-16… Abraham marries Sarai… his sister. Exodus 6:20… Moses’s father married his father’s sister, making Moses a product of aunt/nephew incest. Psalms 106:29-30… somebody throws a spear through a newly married interracial couple and kills them both at the same time. This makes God happy enough that he stops the plague. Jeremiah 3:1… a remarried divorced woman is "polluted". Jeremiah 3:20… if a wife leaves her husband it is treacherous… tis ok for men to do that though, until Jesus came around. Judges 21:7-25… The Benjamites needed wives, because the Israelites killed so many of them, so the Israelites attack yet another tribe, killing everything except the 400 young virgins for them, which wasn’t enough, so they went somewhere else, hid in the bushes, and told the Benjamites to just snatch whichever one they like. When that tribe didn't like that too much, the Israelites were like "hey guys, help us out here". Mark 10:29-30… Jesus tells potential followers to abandon their wives and children to follow him and they’ll get 100 times that many in heaven. Luke 14:26… Jesus says you can’t be his disciple unless you hate your wife and kids and the rest of your family. LAST BUT NOT LEAST... Deuteronomy 22:13-21… if you take a wife, "go into her", but later decide you hate her, you can claim she wasn’t a virgin when you got married. If her parents then cannot "produce the tokens of virginity" (bloody sheets... figure it out), which would be impossible at this point... she is to be stoned to death at her dad’s doorstep.