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Creation VS Evolution

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Brother Bob, Jul 19, 2008.

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  1. Brother Bob

    Brother Bob New Member

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    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

    The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they
    had children and so all mankind was made."

    (More to this story than is being told)....?????? (Christ and HIS-STORY)

    Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father
    answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

    (dumb Dad)

    The confused girl returns to her mother and says:
    "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race
    was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

    The mother answers: "Well dear, it is very simple.
    I told you about the origin of my side of the family,
    and your father told you about his side.
     
    #1 Brother Bob, Jul 19, 2008
  2. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    That would explain a lot in my family! :laugh:
     
    #2 Gwen, Jul 20, 2008
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    Rubato 1 New Member

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    Hey, hey! We're the monkeys!
     
    #3 Rubato 1, Jul 21, 2008
  4. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    Ya know, people are really just monkeys with car keys! :laugh:
     
    #4 Amy.G, Jul 21, 2008
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