David's Prayer

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    David's prayer before he went out to tend his father's sheep, "LORD, protect my father's sheep."

    David's prayer when the bear went after his father's sheep, "LORD make my aim straight and sure."

    David's prayer when the wolf came after his father's sheep, "LORD make my aim straight and sure."

    David's prayer when his father asked him to take bread to his brothers, "LORD, keep my brothers safe."

    David's prayer before he faced the Philistine tyrant (Goliath), "LORD, make my aim straight and sure."

    The prayer of a woman with a fire arm about to be abducted by a rapist, "LORD make my aim straight and sure."

    The prayer of an unarmed man whose house is being invaded by armed intruders, "Please Mr Policeman, get here quick."

    Colossal failure!

    *Yes of course it is satirical*
     
    #1 Palatka51, Feb 21, 2013
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