Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend

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  1. Palatka51

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    Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores. Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, Morris asked if was a gift for Jacob's wife Becky.

    Jacob told Morris, "With Christmas coming up, I asked Becky what she wanted and she said, "Oh, I don't know just give me something with lots of diamonds in it."

    "So what did you get her?" Morris asked.

    Jacob smiled and replied, "I bought her a deck of cards."

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  2. SBCPreacher

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    Now, there's man who understands his wife AND knows how to shop!
     
  3. Palatka51

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    I'll wager that he gets "clubbed" for Christmas. :laugh:
     
  4. Dr. Bob

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    And can use a spade for digging the hole he is getting himself into . . . :laugh:
     
  5. Palatka51

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    I wonder if he expects a heart felt kiss [​IMG] after supper or even supper for that matter. :laugh:
     
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    good stuffall you guys.
     
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    I bet this guy must have put carpeting and cable TV in the dog house since he's obviously there so much... Poor Fito...

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