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Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Palatka51, Dec 14, 2008.

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  1. Palatka51

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    Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores. Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, Morris asked if was a gift for Jacob's wife Becky.

    Jacob told Morris, "With Christmas coming up, I asked Becky what she wanted and she said, "Oh, I don't know just give me something with lots of diamonds in it."

    "So what did you get her?" Morris asked.

    Jacob smiled and replied, "I bought her a deck of cards."

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    PASS IT ON!
    Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com

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    #1 Palatka51, Dec 14, 2008
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    Now, there's man who understands his wife AND knows how to shop!
     
    #2 SBCPreacher, Dec 14, 2008
  3. Palatka51

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    I'll wager that he gets "clubbed" for Christmas. :laugh:
     
    #3 Palatka51, Dec 14, 2008
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    And can use a spade for digging the hole he is getting himself into . . . :laugh:
     
    #4 Dr. Bob, Dec 14, 2008
  5. Palatka51

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    I wonder if he expects a heart felt kiss [​IMG] after supper or even supper for that matter. :laugh:
     
    #5 Palatka51, Dec 15, 2008
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    good stuffall you guys.
     
    #6 Plain Old Bill, Dec 24, 2008
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    I bet this guy must have put carpeting and cable TV in the dog house since he's obviously there so much... Poor Fito...

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    #7 LeBuick, Dec 24, 2008
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