Don't know if you've seen this but....Do you know your hymns?

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  1. annsni

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    Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
    Weatherman's Hymn...............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
    Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
    The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy
    The Golfer's Hymn...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
    The Politician's Hymn...........Standing on the Promises
    Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See
    The IRS Agent's Hymn............I Surrender All
    The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On
    The Electrician's Hymn..........Send The Light
    The Shopper's Hymn..............Sweet Bye and Bye
    The Realtor's Hymn.............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
    The Massage Therapists Hymn.....He Touched Me
    The Doctor' s Hymn..............The Great Physician

    AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
    45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
    65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
    85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
    95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
    100mph...................Precious Memories
     
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    Oh, I really enjoyed reading that! How cute.:laugh:
     
  3. Timsings

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    Another contractor's hymn that probably speaks to the hopes of the homebuyer is "There is a house not made with hands".

    Tim Reynolds
     

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