Dozens fall ill at Obama rally

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  1. rbell

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    So far about 3 dozen folks have fallen ill at an Obama rally in Maryland.

    http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=2072822

    Apparently, the heat, and the packed-together nature of the gathering made for some dizzy & fainting spells. Doesn't appear to be serious.

    So...having establishd that...reading comments on pages like the one above can certainly make one laugh. Some of the gems:

    • "Apparently, Obama's teleprompter was set to 'stun.'"
    • "Obama was seen leaning over one victim and saying, 'You know, if you like your current health plan, you can keep it.' "
    • "As people began to fall out, Obama reminded them that 'if Republicans have their way, they'll just come along and shoot you as soon as you pass out.' "
    • "Christine O'Donnell has denied casting any incantation over the group."
    • "According to MSNBC, many of the dozens who were ill actually died there at the event, but Obama waved his hand over them and they all miraculously recovered. In fact, Obama's mass healing actually cured a recurring tingle that had been plaguing Chris Matthews' left leg."
    • "Obama quickly reminded the crowd that dizziness and fainting were the result of the failed policies of the Bush administration."
    • "Because these illnesses occurred at an Obama rally at a predominantly black university, hate crime charges may be filed later today against all Tea Party candidates."
     
  2. abcgrad94

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    Oh the one liners I can think of for this one!:laugh:

    He's literally making them sick.
    They're falling all over themselves for Obama.
    They're just dying to see him.
     
  3. rbell

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    Congratulations...you are officially a rabble-rousing trouble-maker.

    Nothing to see here folks...move along...


    (nice to see that my corruption is spreading... :eek: :D :D )
     
  4. HankD

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    They were clinging too tightly to their guns and Bibles.

    HankD
     

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