Dumb Packaging Labels

Discussion in 'Clean Humor' started by Jon-Marc, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Jon-Marc

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    1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." Wouldn't that save time?
    2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." So, you just rip the package open, read the details, and then put the package back on the shelf?
    3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap." So Dial soap isn't soap?
    4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): ""Do not turn upside down." Oops! Too late!
    5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding" "Product will be hot after heating." That explains why it burned my hands.
    6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron on body." So that's what I've been dong wrong.
    7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine." Yes, we could prevent a lot of accidents if we could get those little kids out from behind the wheel of a car and off those forklifts.
     
  2. Alcott

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    No maybe after 40 years, the Frito Bandito has finally been paroled.
     
  3. Jon-Marc

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    Here are some more.

    8. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." One can only hope.
    9. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." There's a third place to use them?
    10. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." And what IS the "other use"?
    11. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." People don't know that peanuts are nuts?
    12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." Don't know what I'd do without those instructions.
    13. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Has anyone actually done that? :eek:
    14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food." So that's why my pancakes tasted so funny.
    15. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control." Has anyone ever died from swallowing a little toothpaste?
    16. On a bottle of All laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine." I'm curious as to how many people wash their clothes in a washing machine while wearing them?
     
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    17. On Toilet Duck bowl water treatment: "Treated water not harmful to children or pets. However it is not recomended that pets drink from the toildt." I guess children have the blue water all to themselves.
     

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