1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." Wouldn't that save time? 2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside." So, you just rip the package open, read the details, and then put the package back on the shelf? 3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap." So Dial soap isn't soap? 4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): ""Do not turn upside down." Oops! Too late! 5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding" "Product will be hot after heating." That explains why it burned my hands. 6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron on body." So that's what I've been dong wrong. 7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine." Yes, we could prevent a lot of accidents if we could get those little kids out from behind the wheel of a car and off those forklifts.