Early Christmas: Climategate 2.0

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  1. shodan

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    Mar 19, 2005
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    Merry Christmas from the folks at the IPCC [one of the new emails]

    Sung to tune of The first Noel

    Our First Nobel
    Our First Nobel, for the IPCC,
    Goes to Beth, Bette, Bill, Jerry, Kathy and Guy.
    Kevin, Linda, Paty, Re-to and so many more,
    And we’re sharing the honor with Mister Al Gore.
    Nobel, Nobel, a story to tell,
    We hope our coworkers’ egos don’t swell.
    The First Working Group said to sound the alarm,
    Rising CO2 levels are causing great harm.
    Temperatures and greenhouse gas are racing up neck and neck,
    Soon the whole Earth will be hotter than heck.
    Nobel, Nobel, the planet’s unwell,
    This is the future the models foretell.
    The Second Working Group said that change is assured,
    >;From the melting of glaciers to migration of birds.
    >;From loss of land and crops to habitats,
    How can they make it much clearer than that?
    Nobel, Nobel, the oceans swell,
    Polar bears search for new places to dwell.
    We must work to mitigate, tells us Working Group Three,
    Change from fossil consumption to clean energy.
    If we all do our share in reversing the trend,
    Our children might have a clean Earth in the end.
    Nobel, Nobel, sound the warning bell,
    Let’s make a future where all can live well.
    Nobel, Nobel, we are stars for a day,
    Can an Oscar be far away?


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