Maybe you haven't seen these yet, but I think they may be out there...waiting for just the right error. ERROR: Bang on LEFT side of the computer to restart Windows. ERROR: press all the keys at once to continue. ERRER: #0002: errers instead of errors. ERROR: #0004: press any key to continue. ERROR: #002: any key not found. ERROR: no error, Yet. ERROR: #0032: keyboard not responding. Use hammer (Y/n)? ERROR: #004: erroneous error. Nothing wrong. ERROR: #0040: this program will crash right before you win. ERROR: #01E: timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait. ERROR: #3032: recursion error. See error #3032. ERROR: #304: out of memory, I think. Er... Where was I? ERROR: Error reading drive A: Please insert 25 cents. ERROR: file not found. Where did you last leave it? ERROR: fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue. ERROR: #999: dyslexic computer possessed by devil. ERROR: Illegal error. You are not allowed to get this error. ERROR: Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!! ERROR: Recursion error: (R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry? ERROR: Religious error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan? ERROR: HUMOR Error overflow, computer halted. ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind 12 year old and ask? ERROR: strike any match to burn computer.