Favorite Nursery Rhymes - HUH?

We get folks almost every day call us for help with bills and food - on their cell phones. They drive up in cars that have thousands of $$ in wheels and tires, and they can't afford to feed their family. You're right, they can afford $75 a month for cable. They can find the $$ for that.

But do you know what we do? If it's possible, we help them anyway.


I'm sorry for rambling.

Back to the "Fractured Fairy Tales." (Wasn't that on the old Bullwinkle and Rockey cartoon?)

Oh wait, it's nursery rhymes.

 

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her bread and water
Along came a neighbor
And sat down beside her
Then she ate more than she oughter

 

Jack and Jill walked up the hill
To fetch a gallon of car juice
when they got there
the place was bare
`cos all the pumps were empty

 

London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down
And the architect is now jobless

 

Little Boy blue
Come blow your horn
The sheep's in the meadow
The bull's dead and the cows mourn

 

Poetic license. :laugh:

 

Old McCain Had a Country
E I E I Owe.
And in this country he had a donkey.
E I E I owe.

With a hee haw here, Health care there
Here a George, their a george,
Everywhere an old man,

Old McCain had a country,
E I E I owe.

 

Obama was born over the ocean
Obama was born over the sea
Obama's for abortion and gay rights
And I will not vote for thee....

 

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She said, "With my measly check, it's all I can do
It may seem I'm poor, but just down the block
I know an old man who lives in a sock."

 

Wee Willie Winkle goes though the town
Begging from the people, up the streets and down
Yes, he's a leech, but still we can tell
Compared to his neighbor's Willie's doing well.

 

:laugh: Ron :laugh: Good one! :thumbs:

 

Old Father Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get his poor dogs some honey.

But when he got there
The cupboard was bare
Except for all his money.

 

Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating some curds and whey
When along came Miss Muffit
Carrying her tuffett
And took his bowl away.

Now little Jack Horner
Sits in the corner
Eating a Christmas pie
His feelings were hurt
But now his mind is alert
And his uzi sits by his side.

 

Old King Cool was a merry old fool
And a merry old fool was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
And he got so sick he couldn't see.

 

Jack and Jill Sr. went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill fell down and said with a frown,
"Help I've fallen and I can't get up".

 

Over the River and Through the woods to grandmother's house we go.
The GPS knows the way to fly us all day throught the white and shifting snow.

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a pin,
Oh how that hurt when it popped through his skin,
All the comotion and every loud yell,
Couldn`t be heard for the cracking of shell.

 

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack tripped over a crooked stick.