FEMA and The Patriot Act...a short play Liberal: "It's wrong for the FBI to ask a librarian to tell her who checked out a book on 'How to build an Atomic Bomb'. It's an invasion of a person's privacy. It's anti-American! It's facism in disguise! George Bush is trying to set up a dictatorship!" US ATTORNEY: "But, we're just trying to prevent a terrorist attack" Liberal: "Where was FEMA in New Orleans? Why wasn't the 82nd Airborne parachuted into the city? Why are the people dying? Why do all those poor people have guns? It's FEMA's responsibility! George Bush is to blame!" US Attorney: "But I thought you were opposed to the federal government intervening and intruding into our private lives and trampling our rights." What do you people want?" Liberals: "Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!" Stage lights fade as the profile of Hillary is projected onto the back curtain.